Sarah (hellosarah) wrote in museum_snark,

Dear Creationists, Go Away

Dear Pushy Creationists,

The only time I am not willing to discuss the finer points of why my natural history museum contains SCIENCE and not JESUS is when I am in the middle of training a new docent and have about 10 minutes before I have to leave to pick up my kid. Otherwise, please feel free to chat. I will kill you with kindness, which you will not be expecting, but I will also refuse to "see the light" and go around changing all of our exhibits. I firmly believe there is a difference between Christianity and biblical literalism, and that there is a difference between science and the Bible, and it will drive you bonkers. We'll have a great time, I promise. Just not when I'm in the middle of training very new people AND have very little time to do so.

Also, did you really have to scare my new docent like that? It wasn't very nice of you.

Thanks but not really,
Heathen Museum Lady
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